On my drive home from work today I saw a douche-nozzle get T-boned at an intersection in Alexandria while pulling the "I'll use the right-turn-only lane to cut ahead of everybody at the light" move. I laughed. In fact I'm still laughing. The asshole who T-boned the douche-nozzle was pulling the "I'll turn left in that few seconds before the oncoming traffic can start to move" trick. Two people pulling two of my pet traffic peeves got punished today and they both totally deserved it and nobody else was involved or even inconvenienced.
Having the privilege of witnessing this event was the highlight of my fucking week.
